None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
They only have one I.
Because he was always lost at C!
Because they lost an I.
Because they get lost at C!
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
She got a Zebra.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Characters.
Very limited fonts.
Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
They're stuck at C for years
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
A solipsistic Alphabet.
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Only 25...because there's Noel.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
"F," for Fonzi. Duh.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because they got lost at C.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
The ones in the mail of course!
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
I.C.!
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
The post office.
Because they can spend years at sea.
They keep getting lost at sea.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
F.B.I.
MT (empty)
Letter G (lethargy)
Noe(L)...no "L"
Because they spend years at sea.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
They always get stuck at "C".
Only Sum
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Lion vomit.
Between me and you, "something smells".
Because the steaks were too high!
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Because he had Somalia.