"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because they're not real.
Drop the base.
Boo man! Boo!
In-ya-window
Because a lot of them are in schools.
They get lots of Valenswines.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Because they spend years at sea.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Because it's always in bed.