What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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What does an Internet frog say?

Reddit Reddit

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...