What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Reddit Reddit Jokes More Reddit Reddit Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

What does an Internet frog say?

Reddit Reddit