What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!