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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.