Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How many have 28 days?

All 12

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!