Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.