Because 12 13 14!
Karma-vore
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
A Regis Error.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Because it's a mini soda.
A fungi to hang out with
Because ten, nine ate!
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.