Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.