Because 12 13 14!
Misspell the paunch line.
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
12 pirates.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
I n c o r r e c t l y
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Me: I turned 13....
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