What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What happened?

Me: I turned 13....