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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

13 Jokes More 13 Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.