What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)