What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!