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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

13 Jokes More 13 Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!