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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

13 Jokes More 13 Jokes

What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!