If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
You're nothing but a joke.
Catch my drift
Smash Brothers