If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
He was told not to play with his food.
They ain't private ears.
Ripostes them
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Punchline
Catch my drift