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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.