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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.