What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

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It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Raise the urinals

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What kind of turns do letters take?

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I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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They both capture that special moment.