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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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More than 1,000

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A law suit.

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Around the cluck!

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When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

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Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

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She keeps her feet.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

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A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

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By selling your camera.

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Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!