What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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A roll model.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Because 7, 10, 11!

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With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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My toe sis!

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!