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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.