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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.