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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer