What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.