What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer