What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.