Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"