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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.