Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!