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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit