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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.