What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)