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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.