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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!