What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

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They go swimming in Laotian