What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO