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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is