What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian