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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Robber Ducky Jokes More Robber Ducky Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky