Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Robber Ducky Jokes More Robber Ducky Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky