Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!