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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Robber Ducky Jokes More Robber Ducky Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky