A baseball is thrown to the air.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Sink-o de Mayo
Throw it into a wood chipper.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Ketchup baseball!
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A dead centipede.