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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.