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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "