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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "