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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."