Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.