Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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They're robots in da skies.

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A super-fish-oil wound

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They shake hands.

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To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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A dead centipede.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."