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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!