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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.