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Which gun does Superman use?

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

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Which gun does Superman use?

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)