Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.