Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

The place they are aiming at.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats