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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh