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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.