Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.