Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!