Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one