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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.