Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.