Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.