Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.