What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.