What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!