What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.