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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States