What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States