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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?