What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!