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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!