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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.