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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Who's there! Begonia! Begonia who?

Begonia bother me!

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone