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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"