They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.
An arm and a leg.
Buy a deck of cards.
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
Bill Murray.
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...