Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.