They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
High Five
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Cripple Sec
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"