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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"