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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.