Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...