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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.