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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*