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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!