What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What do older women wear?

Depends

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco