Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.