Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE