What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.