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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy