Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce