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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.