March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Previous Random Joke Next
Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo