Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce