Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce