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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce