Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Be patient
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
That's how he mustard the troops.
Cause it was SoDIMM
Cause he can't do stand-up.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
They ketchup.
Sinko de Mayo
Porsche-tchesire sauce
