What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

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