What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups