Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.