Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.