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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.