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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte