Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(