Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...