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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe