Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.