Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!