Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.