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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)