What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.