What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged