What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.