What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.