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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.