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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.