What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!