March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Previous Random Joke Next
Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What can I do?

Take his bike away.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!