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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)