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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.