What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.