What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.