What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.