What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider