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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.