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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!