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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.