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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.