What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!