What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)