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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.