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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.