How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.