How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!