How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Previous Random Joke Next
Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork