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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.