How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack