The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Ever since I was a puppy!
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Because it scares the dog.
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
A six pack and a potato
Because it was two-tired
Under the ground.
The leash goes slack.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
