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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack