What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."