What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.