What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss