What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."