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Lemon Tree Jokes

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss