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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss