Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."