Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."