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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.