What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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Tenants.

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What is the hottest part of a man's face?

His sideburns.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.