What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.