What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.