What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.