What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!