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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!