What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go