What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother