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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*