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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray