What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.