What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.