What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray