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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Jalapeo Business Jokes More Jalapeo Business Jokes

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.