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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Jalapeo Business Jokes More Jalapeo Business Jokes

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.