Jalapeno Business Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

Why are some chillies nosy?

They're jalapeno business

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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They get jalapeo business.

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

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John.

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Being given head.

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Well hung.

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Because it's soda pressing.

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

Underlay underlay

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!