Jalapeno Business Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business

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Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business.

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Jalapeno Business...........

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Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!