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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.