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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....