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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....