What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.