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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.