What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.