Thanks for the handy cap.
With a crowbar.
He had to get a new goat!
Merci backup.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
He threw away their wheelchairs!
The wheelchair
He ran into trafiki.
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
You hang around I'll go on ahead
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
A handy-cap
