What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Because he had a wee cough

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Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap