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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

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What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Handy Cap Jokes More Handy Cap Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.