Thanks for the gold!
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Thank you, Karma gain
Merci backup.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Thanks For The Mammaries
Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.
Denim denim denim...denim denim demin
Messie.
It's mistaken for granite.
The Turkey.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Where on Earth have you been?!
Because they are already "in the skies".
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
In a Snow Den.
It was full of fans.
Ridley Scott.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.
Because it was charged with battery.
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
Thanks for the handy cap.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Open Toad sandals...
Thanks for the mammaries!
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Thanks for sediments
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
Thank you for your patients.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Thanks for all the sediment.
Thank you very much, sir.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Depressing. **crickets**
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
The plot thickens!
Not Yeti
Grow old!
I think I could pull it off
You swimming pull
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
He had only one 'i'
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
Because they were a rip off
Because he didn't want toupee.
