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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.