What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.