What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.