What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.