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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.