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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.