What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.