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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs