What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs