What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"