What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!