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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.