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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.